seen this elsewhere

Father Of All Victories · Post by **Father Of All Victories** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:29 pm

...phosphorescent glass eye...

Old Man Johnson · Post by **Old Man Johnson** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm

...which glowed eerily...

guest · Post by **guest** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:13 am

under the moonlight

Old Man Johnson · Post by **Old Man Johnson** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:58 pm

...from the...moon...

Fuzzy Wonky · Post by **Fuzzy Wonky** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:15 pm

...as would say...

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guest · Post by **guest** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:03 pm

a stupid idiot...

Father Of All Victories · Post by **Father Of All Victories** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:10 am

...and she began...

guest · Post by **guest** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:39 pm

to cry loudly...

Fighter_Ace · Post by **Fighter_Ace** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:08 am

remembering the terrible...

Garnier · Post by **Garnier** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:37 pm

There once was an Indian girl in a refrigerator with no icecubes. She ate all the green pickles, and they made something gross and farted and burped until she became a big balloon. Then she grabbed the ice-cream and ate a hole through the fridge door. Once outside, she was surprised by the ninja gang, who were farting furiously because they ate her chiwawa. She was distressed because the floor had braille writing, and she kicked the ninjas' knees. The Braille said: "Eat your vegetables, then go outside and practice karate but you'd better." Which was strange, because Indians can't catch polar bears except when they have super powers, toasted sandwiches or big ol' soft and round lima bean pie, beacuse lima beans taste very bad. Then she smashed the ninja into a moving moped with vanilla ice-cream on the seat. It splattered on the ninja's bottom which caused him to scream and shout like a newly castrated tyrannosaurus. Then she sharpened her wits, picked her nose and wiped her phosphorescent glass eye; which glowed eerily under the moonlight from the moon, as would say a stupid idiot. She began to cry loudly remembering the terrible day her dog>

sid6.7 · Post by **sid6.7** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:50 pm

died becuase of...

Fuzzy Wonky · Post by **Fuzzy Wonky** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:15 pm

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Fuzzy Wonky · Post by **Fuzzy Wonky** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:26 pm

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"I shot the cheddar for the kids had already sipped the cherry". E. Clapton's cleaning lady
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Fuzzy Wonky · Post by **Fuzzy Wonky** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:58 am

...Mrs Pittedshrew's pudding...

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guest · Post by **guest** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:13 pm

her pudding had...