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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:29 pm
by Father Of All Victories
...phosphorescent glass eye...

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm
by Old Man Johnson
...which glowed eerily...

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:13 am
by guest
under the moonlight

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:58 pm
by Old Man Johnson
...from the...moon...

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:15 pm
by Fuzzy Wonky
...as would say...

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"Be careful whom you quote. Sooner or later some lawyer will have you pay for it". Zeus Pebblepeeler Esq.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:03 pm
by guest
a stupid idiot...

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:10 am
by Father Of All Victories
...and she began...

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:39 pm
by guest
to cry loudly...

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:08 am
by Fighter_Ace
remembering the terrible...

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:37 pm
by Garnier
There once was an Indian girl in a refrigerator with no icecubes. She ate all the green pickles, and they made something gross and farted and burped until she became a big balloon. Then she grabbed the ice-cream and ate a hole through the fridge door. Once outside, she was surprised by the ninja gang, who were farting furiously because they ate her chiwawa. She was distressed because the floor had braille writing, and she kicked the ninjas' knees. The Braille said: "Eat your vegetables, then go outside and practice karate but you'd better." Which was strange, because Indians can't catch polar bears except when they have super powers, toasted sandwiches or big ol' soft and round lima bean pie, beacuse lima beans taste very bad. Then she smashed the ninja into a moving moped with vanilla ice-cream on the seat. It splattered on the ninja's bottom which caused him to scream and shout like a newly castrated tyrannosaurus. Then she sharpened her wits, picked her nose and wiped her phosphorescent glass eye; which glowed eerily under the moonlight from the moon, as would say a stupid idiot. She began to cry loudly remembering the terrible day her dog>

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:50 pm
by sid6.7
died becuase of...

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:15 pm
by Fuzzy Wonky
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"I shot the sheriff but the deputy was my brother-in-law..." Eric Clapton
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:26 pm
by Fuzzy Wonky
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"I shot the cheddar for the kids had already sipped the cherry". E. Clapton's cleaning lady
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:58 am
by Fuzzy Wonky
...Mrs Pittedshrew's pudding...


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" ... " Marcel marceau, artist mime

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:13 pm
by guest
her pudding had...